FOLIO OLIO

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I'm an artist, an educator, Pastafarian and I write. I also will gamble on just about anything. And I like unusual juxtaposition, but I love my wife...and beer. This blog is observations from a funny old man who gets pissed off every once in a while. Oh, and I mispell alot.

Friday, October 20, 2017

FRIDAY #3223

One Of My Very Own
I think that is very funny. I can also hear my nephews laughing at that because they understand absurdity.


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Johnny Cash - Folsom Prison Blues


What Passes as News These Days

Heard this first thing today on CNN:
"The President did not blame anyone for anything today."
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The university has 6000 police standing by because one group of people don't like what another group of people has to say so they plan on rioting to make them stop. Oh, my.

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Got this in my inbox.
I'm just going to ignore it.

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Another comment from Ireland about its rare hurricane.

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As I understand it, it's the kind that keeps children from suffering from seizures.

Question: Can the oil plant be used for paper, energy, and all the other products of "normal" hemp?

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(Taliban...joking...not my first guess)

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What my wife says: Are you okay?
What she means: Stop coughing.


ON A PERSONAL NOTE

It's a terrible time to be alive.
Tis a sad day in Mudville.

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I think that was a very entertaining movie.

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I have heard many times that lava is melted rock.

But there are many kinds of rock.
Some of the rocks contain copper, gold, etc. Does lava also contain such things? And if not, why not? And if it does, are people testing lava fields for a surface supply for such metals?

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Cueva de las Manos - The Cave of Hands,  Argentina
I could spend a week looking at that.

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Another apocalypse movie and the first scene has a guy take out this.

I thought, "Oh shit, not a spiritual movie," I mean their god had just killed almost everyone on earth, so what is there to worship?
Then he ripped out the first page and used it to start the fire. Awfulness avoided.
One of the most cherished items was cigarettes.

Then there was a really good one called The Bad Batch that came out this year.
The plot had some holes. Like trekking across a huge salt flat, stopping, and building a fire. A fire ring made of large rocks that are nowhere to be found.

But check out the cast:

Suki Waterhouse

Jason Momoa
Keanu Reeves
Jim Carrey
Giovanni Ribisi

By the way, her arm is missing because he ate it.

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Time to get that 25 piece patio set out.

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The span of the longest mustache hair on each side.

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Just another reason I don't fly anymore.

Oh, look, here's another reason.

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If you can't do it right, don't do it at all.
Close but no cigar.
I know I am critical, but I was critical of my own work also.

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This from England

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Yes, I think there are weapons that citizens shouldn't own.

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I'm having my doubts about killing so many people with drones.
Some say we are creating more enemies than we are eliminating. You can bet your sweet ass that if you blow up my wedding party I will hate you for the rest of my life.

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As I have stated, I will post all such images that I come upon.

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I like PSAs.
I don't know why that surprised me. The fire suppression of choice in commercial kitchens is to automatically rain down baking soda.


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Peanut is a great way to describe the two things a penis can do.


PEOPLE DOING THINGS I CAN'T OR WON'T

40mph kayaking

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Want to guess who this is?

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I read that they have several dry runs without the blade. Notice how high the carrier is built in order to clear the railing and such.
Once again I read an article about the emotional pain of living near the constant low frequency drone of the blades.

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It's only luck if you don't know what you are doing.

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That young man above is this guy.

Of course I think every man looks better with a beard.

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Wow!

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I wonder if horses know that every person who drives by them says, "Oh look, horses."


HUMOR

If you don't know why that's funny then you ought to spend more time on the internet.

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I really like counter-protesters.

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Simply eaten, or instantly teleported to another dimension?

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All apps are dating apps if you're online enough.

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I'll bet money that is a borrowed car.

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Is that true? Told it was Hubble.


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